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April 29 Pushing buttons!Our kids can argue about anything…even when they agree. It’s not uncommon to have them arguing while being on the same side of an issue. They’re our little Obama and Hillary. J Of course, when one’s kids exhibit less then desirable behavior, it’s easy to feel that they’re the only ones like that, and everyone else has Beaver Cleaver or Gidget for kids. So it was with some (great) comfort that I noticed two siblings entering school as I was exiting. It was an older brother and his younger sister. She ran up to the building and pushed the button, with the prominent blue wheel chair logo, that opened the door. The brother immediately yelled at her, ‘You can’t do that! You’re not handicapped!’ (the ‘I’ in handicapped came out more like a long sequence of ‘e’s) She then ran to the next door and did the same thing. He then yelled to his Dad, who was getting a third one (does the dude know there’s a way from stopping that from happening? Anyway…) ‘Daaaaad! She pushed the button and we’re not handeeeeeecapped!’ Yessir, nice to know we’re not alone! April 28 Free concert on the diag!This past Saturday, Brody and I returned home from guitar lessons. We were having a new water heater installed and the box truck was parked in our driveway. Maura, the two girls next door, and a doofy but well-meaning gal from two doors down (who is much like Peppermint Patty in her mannerisms and in her affection for Charlie ‘Chuck’ Brown / Brody) had parked their beach chairs on the sidewalk in the shade of the truck. Peppermint Patty had brought down a beginner guitar / toy and they were playing with it. Brody was home few minutes and went out to talk to them. Within minutes he ran back to the house, urgently needing his guitar (and a couple minutes later the music book). Brody had finally realized the power of music: impressing girls on a lawn! He played songs for the gals and obviously felt quite cool. Seeing him there on the lawn, with the gals around him as he played looked like some sort of scene from a college brochure. April 22 Vampires suck!One of the Brody’s qualities that I greatly appreciate is his sensitivity. He is truly disturbed when he sees other hurt and confounded by those that would seek to harm others. We can see this in what he enjoys reading or watching and in what he doesn’t enjoy (he cries during America’s Funniest Home Videos). As such, it is also a quality that makes me nervous for him…caring about others is under appreciated, kids are pretty cruel and girls will break your heart just for shits and giggles. That transference notwithstanding, such sensitivity was on display again the past couple nights. For Earth Day, he and I have started reading the ‘Kids’ version of ‘An Inconvenient Truth’. It’s a concise version of the original book (which we also own…more so I can say I own it; having seen the movie and now reading this book, I don’t know that I’ll trudge through the more detailed tome’). After a few chapters Brody nearly cried and said ‘I don’t want the earth to blow up; I want to be a grown up someday.’ He then hoped down and unplugged several ‘vampires’ in his room (game chargers, night light, etc) hoping to save the earth for at least a few more years. April 15 Splash!On the same night as the following post, Brody had a manly talk with me. When we go out to eat, we do get them milk but ask for it in a cup with a lid. Usually, said cups have juvenile themes on them. Brody felt that as he was approaching eight, that it was just too ‘little kid’ for him and he feared taunting should a friend from school see him. I told him that if some friend teased him about being clean he should kick that idiots @$$ and tell him to F**** Off! If it’s good enough for the vice-president, then it must be sanctioned by jesus, so it’s okay for my kid! Seriously, he seemed sincere, and it wasn’t an unreasonable request. Dayna was somewhat cautious as he is a bit of a table-clutz like myself (look under his chair at a meal or the past a stain on my pants tonight…all courtesy of his setting up items in a criss cross pattern and only using the limb that is the most distant and/or at a 45 or less degree angle from a needed item). So, on his birthday we did go out to eat. As we ordered his meal, he gave me a ‘glance’ when I went in to cruise control on the beverage order. We did change it so he received a normal cup. I think you can guess what happened at dinner!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3699-2004Jun24.html I'll be he's popular in the locker room!We recently went out to eat, and for a coloring page, the restaurant gave the kids pictures of football players to color. Brody is always very studious and a slave to realism. It has to be a real team, the uniform colors have to be accurate and the logo or mascot prominently displayed. This can be rather difficult when they only give you two or three primary colors (sorry Browns!). He always then adds the appropriate background, weather and assorted accouterments that accompany the images activity. Maura, on the other hand, is not constrained by such conventions. She colors what she wants, any color she wants with any picture she wants. Brody turned his into a MSU player; it was attractive, but one can’t help think he was being lazy given how much white is involved. The ‘S’ was shown as is customary. Maura colored her player and on the chest, where one normally finds an eagle, lion, rabid death panter or a number, she had drawn a . She colored the entire picture but left that area white. We inquired as to what the image was and asked why she hadn’t colored it. She stated that he actually had a hole in his shirt, ripped off by some other player. Suddenly she goes ‘That’s right! I have to draw his nipples! ‘ She then proceeds to give him a pretty impressive pair 40DD! No doubt the most interesting and obscene placement in the joint! April 03 Thumper FiThe other day Mo decided she needed some company at school. As such, she took three stuffed animals with her. They do a great job keeping track of such things, and in all these years, neither Brody nor Mo has ever lost a toy there. That night I innocently asked if Mo had remembered to bring her buddies home. Bad call! Sadly, unlike the Marines, she had left TWO (wo)Men behind! She shortly forgot about it and the short-term absence of her friends did not appear to cause any further concern. The next morning Dayna woke up Mo and asked how she slept. Mo replied that she couldn’t sleep because she was so worried about her rabbit! Gotta love you tube!Submitted for your consideration in anticipation of Brody’s impending birthday!
Actual e-mail I sent to my wife...“Don’t forget to ask me about the inflatable colon and the three year olds.”
(you wanna know, you gotta ask!) Jedi Picnic PowerSpring has been occasionally rearing her head allowing us to go outside and play. I was going to put the battery in my motorcycle but Brody besmirched my Jedi prowess…my honor needed to be defended in the front yard of honor! So he and I ran around the front yard, smacking out plastic light sabers; occasionally smacking each other’s hands (light stings!). Mo’, not wanting to be excluded, determined that she was going to be Princess Amidalla and join us in the heat of battle by preparing the picnic. In case you’re wondering, the good side of the force gets strawberries and the dark side prefers blueberries!
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