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September 20 She hates that she cares so muchThe kids and I had a fun afternoon. Mo and I ‘hung out’ while Brody had guitar lessons. Afterwards, we went to the DQ and then hung out on the lawn of the Howell Court House. When done noshing, I picked on Brod’s guitar (didn’t have mine with me) while the kids went over to the ‘band area’ and played…for a long time. Primarily they used long sticks as guns, and smaller chunks of trees as walkie-talkies, as they battled a blitzkrieg of ninjas who seemed to be arriving by air. After playing some more we went grocery shopping. At one point, Mo was riding in the seat and Brody took off. I just kept going. Mo insisted I go back to get him; I kept going, playing a parental game of chicken with him, ensuring her that he’d cave and come running to catch up. Apparently he ran off (my back was to him, so Mo saw it, I didn’t) and she became really agitated; nearly crying. I stopped to talk to her and she was really upset that we’d lost Brody. Just then I spotted Mr. Funny Pants coming up the aisle behind her (he had run around the aisle just to do so). When she saw him she was happy… For about a second… And then mad and crying again, obviously pissed that she cared so much when he was being a clown. Fortunately, tag-team begging for junk cereal (which they didn’t get) brought them back together and all was forgiven (or at least, forgotten). ShhhhWas doing laundry and noted one of Dayna’s tops, that wasn’t originally blue, had all sorts of large, blue spots on it. Good news, I rewashed it, after doing some special cleaning tricks I know (basically throwing it back in the wash using the same laundry detergent…just maybe changing the water temp) and it came out great! Don’t – tell – Dayna! September 17 What's that? That freaky thang?...It's a Naked Mole Rat!According to Mapquest, Chicago is 242 miles from our home; or a little over four hours. This map of course doesn’t take into account massive flooding from excessive rain from a hurricane! My odometer told us that the return trip home was well over both 400 miles and 10 hours. As we left Chicago’s suburbs, heading south to the East / West highways, each of the highways began to close. Having been stuck in many a traffic jam, the second I hear of something or see a back up, I get off and head away from the incident at a perpendicular angle. Everyone else will be exiting, but wanting to stay close to the highway. Those roads are smaller and become even more congested, so I like to put some distance between myself and the original path before I return to a similar direction. This habit (borne out of years of driving the 696 to Troy) served us well this weekend. The 294, turn south, head to the 94..closed, turn south, head to the 80..closed, turn south, head to the 30..closed, get really pissed as now I’m down to minor state roads. It became apparent we needed to avoid anything near the lake. So we continued to head south, and then heading east when the opportunity arose. Several times we can to barricaded and closed streets. I asked one disaster worker how could I get to Michigan. His response: ‘Do you have a boat?’ As I did not, it was further south! We eventually made if far enough south that we could angle back up towards Michigan. We saw a lot of small towns, I met a lot of people who don’t even know their way around their two-traffic light town, and some chatty gas station attendants who just need a friend (or at least a Jay and Silent Bob loitering out front … a little sumpin’ sumpin’ for all your Clerk’s fans). Dayna was a fantastic navigatrix (kinda like Kareem Abdul Jabaar in Airplane, except she’s a woman, a little shorter and a little more fair complected (sp?)). She eventually got us to the 31 and back into Michigan. The kids were great…never once asking ‘are we there yet?’ nor did they argue (must be some sort of behavior triangle in Indiana, because generally that doesn’t happen). Brody woke up around midnight and was listening to an ipod. Of all the great songs I put on there, he just kept playing ‘Naked Mole Rat’, from the Kim Possible cd, over and over. Nothing like being exhausted, tired, wet and annoyed…while lost in Indi-fuckin’-ana while regularly recalculating how little sleep you’ll get for work on Monday…while your son imitates a hip hop intonation in honor of our friend…the naked mole rat. Love in the Land of LegosWent to Chicago on a whim this past weekend and had a wonderful visit with Aunt Danielle. In addition to seeing their Aunt, the highlight for the kids was Legoland at a nearby mall. Brody, as I may have mentioned before, LOVES Legos™. Maura too is starting to become rather fond of them. As it’s an artistic, creative, possibly ‘engineering-like’ endeavor, we do encourage the use of legos in our home and were pleased to take them to Legoland. Once in, the first exhibit is a jungle. There are a number of animals and characters (constructed of Legos of course) as well as a set of questions that one needs to find the answers to. The tour guide (some poor teen dressed as Dr. Stanley, I presume, for five bucks an hour) congregates groups, passes out the questions and lets you in. I was proud of both of our kids as they were intent on finding the answers and getting them right (and learning in the process). Three or four ‘groups’ passed us by as kids ran in, took a quick look and then sprinted out to the next exhibit. (Dayna also appreciated the life size lego Indiana Jones as much as Brody did). There were lots of life size lego creations (Batman, Harry Potter, an impressive Haggird, and of course Darth and R2). Everyone in the family was pleased! There was a 4D movie, and a place to create lego cars and race or jump them. One of the favorite attractions for our kids was the ‘haunted house’. It was a carnival like ride that took you through a series of scenes. It wasn’t scary, except for the dragon at the end. At one point during the ride they take your picture (and we didn’t know this at first or when it would occur)…you can see when ours was taken below. (You take your ‘private time’ any way you can get it when kids are in the house!) If the pets of the last four presidents can be best sellers, why can't she?I think Mo is enjoying school more than she’d like to let on. The other day she came home and proudly announced to Dayna… “I am an author!” Lawn JobMo was with a friend this evening and Brod was feeling a little alone. I hadn’t mowed the lawn in a week and thanks to the rain, it really needed it. So I offered to let Brod help. The lawn has a lot of weird angles and lots of stripes of high grass…yet it the best landscaping job I’ve ever seen. Thank goodness its not airborneI remember in elementary school, back when attendance was done on paper, that a trusted student would get to walk the envelope with the attendance (as milk money) to the front office. As I recall, it was a rather enviable job. Maura recently indicated that she walked a fellow student to the front office. They aren’t allowed to walk alone, so a partner is chosen if one has to go to the office. As Maura told us about it, we asked why she was walking someone to the office. It eventually came out that the other student had a medical issue. She told us that he had ‘cooties’. Dayna told her that it wasn’t nice to say someone has cooties. However, Mo was rather insistent and sincere that the child did in fact have ‘cooties.’
She came back the following day…turns out he has diabetes (which is not like, but sounds like, ‘cooties’). September 13 Unidentified erected objectSo Brody recently read a book on UFO’s at school. He learned about secret autopsies, tests (thankfully it didn’t indicate the orifice of access)and of course the Men In Black.
I showed him the MIB video with Will Smith; which he enjoyed but knew wasn’t the REAL men in black. (Government officials are not funky!)
So today at the hotel there was a Discovery channel episode on UFO’s. I thought he’d enjoy it and that it would be more-or-less kid friendly… Then the cialis ™ commercial came on! September 06 yes, I know the pics are in reverse chronologicalI’m not a ‘joiner’; I rarely get close with anyone, and I’m definitely not one to ‘get involved’ or even really ‘care’. (of course there are a few exceptions). Dayna, however, is quite the opposite, and it is admirable. We recently went to Arts, Beats and Eats. Dayna was especially excited as students and former students were in a band that won the Detroit News Battle of the Bands and had the opportunity to play the main stage. Dayna really wanted to show her support and be there. Today, she did so again with the Witches Hat Run. It’s an annual fund raiser for the cross country team. We donate a few bucks, the kids get to run in a race, get a t-shirt and they get some money for whatever they need money for. We’ve been doing this for five years now. Mo did an excellent job running the ½ mile, and Brody did exceptional at a full mile! This was the first year for D, but she ran the 5k! Following are some pics of my sporty-family: (click to enlarge). September 03 First day....second batch o' photos.9021 Oh No! Claire Arnold...where are you?While I know my wife is EX-CY-TED…I just can't watch a 90210 (or any other neighboring zip code) without Claire! Mo - Kindergarten - Day ONE!Around the neighborhood, and back at pre-school, where Mo knows the lay of the land; she is the queen bee. She is confident, comfortable…and a little bossy. Of my two children, Brody (Mr. Sensitive) is the one I worry about. Mo always seems just so ‘bite me’ about everything that she would easily traverse the drama of life with the resolve a bitchy cheerleader. Surprisingly, like most 2 dimensional characters in a teen movie or a bad prime time teen soap, she has an insecure side masked by her attitude. Today is her first day of Kindergarten. She was all excited to get her backpack filled, bringing me the forms that needed to be returned several times, and walking me through the lunch packing process, step-by-step. She reluctantly posed for pics (see below – click to enlarge) so anxious was she to get to school. Upon arrival at Latch Key, she was incredibly quiet. Many who know Brody (the Cheer’s equivalent of Norm at Creekside and Latch Key) greeted him and his sister… she would barely respond with her name. She was quite quiet in the room and it was difficult to leave…though to her credit she did not cry. I left and headed over to school to see the bus arrive. The older kids got off first, Brody had the swagger of a pre-teen and joyously headed off to class. Mo got off the bus, didn’t look to scared, came over and I walked her to her line. She gave me a hug, said ‘hey’ to her teacher (who remembered her name….very cool) and jumped right into line. She confidently walked right into the building. She doesn’t like to perform for praise as Brod does, but I think she is going to Wow us in school and really change a lot this year. Following are a few pics from the first day of school (note Brody’s brand new Nikes! He has turned into the Carrie Bradshaw of pre-tween trackies), more to follow after I get to CVS. Too soon to say goodbyePeople often joke with their significant others about their ‘boyfriends’ or ‘girlfriends’. I give Dayna a hard time about one fella, though Dayna gives it right back as of the few friends I maintain, all are women. (touché!) However, if there was ever ‘another man’ in Dayna’s life it would have been Mercury. Right after Dayna got her first job and her first check, she went out to get the cat that she was unable to have in childhood (Mo’ will experience the same thing as she wants a dog and it ain’t happenin’ until she’s on her own). We were still in Warren and the Macomb County Animal place was out in Shelby (I think – 21, or 22 mile and Van Dyke). I don’t recall exactly the selection or how Dayna came to Merc, but fate was certainly involved. We stopped at The Shaggy Dog for supplies (a pet store on Van Dyke that had been used in my youth for our pets, it seemed appropriate and nostalgic…I’da picked up a comic at Hall’s Book Rack and picked up a La Mia Pizza had either still been there too). During his exam at the shelter they had to take his temperature; we were in the next room and only saw this grey (I prefer the English spelling) streak run by the door (suspect a thermometer up the arse (again, English spelling) would get me moving fast too!). As we were at the Shaggy Dog, we noted he was the same color as my Mercury Topaz (Thanks Mom!). So between his similarity to my car color and his godlike speed in the face of rectal attack, we named him Mercury. It has been 12 years, over a third of Dayna’s life, and he is an exceptional pet, friend and family member. When I hear the word ‘Mercury’, I no longer think of a silver, sensible sedan or a winged god with a hubcap on his head…I think of our cat. Brody loves Merc, however he is far from subdued, always lunging to grab Merc, so he kept his distance. Mo was somewhat indifferent to the cat (much like a cat – probably a mutual respect thing there), so Merc will approach, Mo absent-mindedly pets him. Every night, Mercy goes to bed with Mo till we hit the sack and then he joins Dayna, the true love of his life. If ever there were two soul mates, it is Dayna and Mercury. He is always there for her, comforts her, sleeps with her (on the couch or in bed) and really only joined me when I was trying to read. Sadly, Merc (and this is very hard to write) passed away Monday night. Dayna and I did get to say our good byes and thank him for all he’s done for our…his family. We told the kids last night…Mo, a little immature yet, kind of understood but wasn’t too impacted. Brody, older now, understanding the finality of death, was very, very upset and sad. More so than I expected, but somehow Dayna knew. A tough way for them to start the school year. Willow, our other cat too is distraught. He continues to search the house, expecting Merc back at any time, assuming he is simply at the vet for a day or two. While he is our loner, reluctant to be held and only begrudgingly showing affection, he is never far from us and already sits closer to Dayna than he has in the past. I suspect he knows they will need each other. Merc will be forever missed and never forgotten. September 01 I'm not a daft punk, you are!Added a new download to my ipod by Daft Punk and Brody LOVED the song. He spent much of the morning asking me to ‘repeat’ the track as we drove to the grocery store. I took him to youtube to show him a tribute video. (give it a minute to get past the intro).
He enjoyed it, but was quickly bored and demanded funny cat videos. Now, I'd be happy to be Mr. Higgins.Growing up, our grandparents most likely pretended to have food on the table (as they were suffering through the depression or sacrificing for war efforts); our parents, astronauts…my generation, a TV detective (like Magnum or the tough Simon brother…no one liked the cute, preppy one)…what do my kids come home and want to do? Create a web cast ala iCarly. Sadly, like most sibling entertainment dynasties, the show quickly led to infighting, lawsuits and leaks to tabloids. The season premiere of iBrody and iMaura was also the series finale. |
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